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Christmas military greeting card - All I Want

$ 3.95

No one in the military wants to eat an MRE on Christmas!  

2MyHero created All I want to bring a smile to your active duty, retired or veteran military member at the holidays. We wanted you to have a funny and unique military Christmas greeting card you will be excited to send!

All I want greeting card reads:

Ingredients: A real home cooked meal served on real plates and real silver. A little snow would be nice. I would prefer a real tree, but a fake on works too. Absolutely NO Bing Crosby music. A box of those little individual wrapped candy canes. A fifth of anything . . . I'm not pick when it comes to alcohol.

Net. Wt: The bottom line is NO MRE's!

(inside) MILITARY RATIONS: Supply 2000 calories and are basically the equivalent of getting coal in your stocking. Hope your Holiday's are filled with all your favorite things!

All cards are 2MyHero original photography and/or computer generated designs. They are professionally printed in Portland, OR on gloss card stock that is acid-free and made in the USA.

-Finished size is 5x7 folded card, and comes with a white, square flap envelope.

*Colors may vary depending on the computer/device you preview the card on.

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