No one in the military wants to eat an MRE on Christmas!
2MyHero created All I want to bring a smile to your active duty, retired or veteran military member at the holidays. This humorous greeting card is sure to bring a laugh to your Airman, Marine, Sailor, Soldier or Coastie!
All I wantgreeting card reads: (front) ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS
Ingredients: A real home cooked meal served on real plates and real silver. A little snow would be nice. I would prefer a real tree, but a fake on works too. Absolutely NO Bing Crosby music. A box of those little individual wrapped candy canes. A fifth of anything . . . I'm not pick when it comes to alcohol.
Net. Wt: The bottom line is NO MRE's!
(inside) MILITARY RATIONS: Supply 2000 calories and are basically the equivalent of getting coal in your stocking. Hope your Holiday's are filled with all your favorite things!